If you stay the night and you don't want to fuck your friend, at least jerk off

Honey, why don't we just jerk each other off? It's even better than sex

Jerk yourself off and jerk me off if you're not gonna have sex tonight

Show me your breasts, since you won't let me watch porn - you have to look somewhere

She doesn't give it to me on the first date, and she only jerks herself off 🤬